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September 10, 2004
A post written by cough syrup
It's 2:44 am. I slept. Now I'm up doing useful things like cleaning the oven and farting around online. I thought I should take this opportunity to make a confession. Until now, I had only told Caroline and Julia fc who immediately responded, "Are you frickin' insane?" She quickly realized that was a question that didn't need answering. So here goes: I bought a dress for my cousin's wedding today. And I have nothing to go with it. And the stuff in the stores stinks and is expensive too. So I bought 5 skeins of yarn with the thought that in my spare time (don't laugh yet!) I could maybe knit something. (That's right. NOW you can laugh.)
But in my defense, I didn't think I would make anything big or complicated. Just like a stole or something on big needles in a simple pattern. Or what about a shrug? They have to be quick. Like those boob holders everyone is making but long sleeved. And it's not like I've started it yet. I have priorities, you know. Also, these 5 skeins only cost me 19.50! There's not even a tag on them. It's mohair. Or maybe it's Moe's hair and that's why there's no tag. I don't think I will even need 5 skeins but the lady I love at Cat'laine insisted I would so I decided it was quicker to buy them all at once rather than going back for seconds. For the first time in my life I'll take back what's left over.
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Posted by kate at September 10, 2004 02:30 AM
